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kenyahammer 9:55 Thu Jun 8
Old wives tales
Yesterday someone told me that eating ice cream with fruit is bad for your child and that after eating fruit you should not eat anything for 15 minutes, anyone ever heard these or know if there is a grain of truth in them or can share any others that you may have heard.

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Boycie 3:34 Fri Jun 9
Re: Old wives tales
dont eat chewing gum as you blow bubbles when you fart

Lewisham_Hammer 3:30 Fri Jun 9
Re: Old wives tales
Eating your crusts makes your hair go curly

wanstead_hammer 11:18 Thu Jun 8
Re: Old wives tales
Treading in dog shit is good luck.

Eating cheese before bed gives you nightmares.

David Kelly's better than Zaza.

backpass 10:57 Thu Jun 8
Re: Old wives tales
The atmosphere at the Boleyn ground was always like the last game against Man U or its The boards fault/Bilic fault blah blah blah

joe royal 8:31 Thu Jun 8
Re: Old wives tales
It's lucky for spurs when the year ends in one.

Stranded 7:18 Thu Jun 8
Re: Old wives tales
*the ends singed

Stranded 7:16 Thu Jun 8
Re: Old wives tales
Talking of cutting has reminded me of being a kid, and asking the barber what a strange mesh stretched over a circular metal frame was for. Apparently amongst the old men of the time, there was a belief that the nutrients in your hair leaked out when you cut the ends off. So after they'd had their hair cut, they'd have the singed to seal them up. And this mesh instrument was used in process, presumably to stop it setting light to their hair?

easthammer 7:12 Thu Jun 8
Re: Old wives tales
Apparently cutting your toe nails on a Sunday is unlucky.

Cut them on Monday, you cut them for health;
cut them on Tuesday, you cut them for wealth;
cut them on Wednesday, you cut them for news;
cut them on Thursday, a new pair of shoes;
cut them on Friday, you cut them for sorrow;
cut them on Saturday, see your true love tomorrow;
cut them on Sunday, the devil will be with you all the week.

Nurse Ratched 6:51 Thu Jun 8
Re: Old wives tales
No point you non-baldies shooting the messenger. It's my loins that make the rules, not me.

Stranded 6:34 Thu Jun 8
Re: Old wives tales
Nurse. They probably 'seem more masculine' because they look like a dick with a face painted on it. Same reason, at the opposite end of the spectrum, that women wearing red lipstick is traditionally seen as sexually provocative.

Russ of the BML 6:30 Thu Jun 8
Re: Old wives tales
Nurse Ratched 5:44 Thu Jun 8

I'll take your word for that.

Nurse Ratched 5:44 Thu Jun 8
Re: Old wives tales
Bald men are much sexier. They seem more masculine.

SecondOpinion 5:25 Thu Jun 8
Re: Old wives tales
Using your left hand to wank feels like someone else is doing it.

Unless you are of course, left handed

Jim79 4:46 Thu Jun 8
Re: Old wives tales
Bald men are more virile.

Clearly made up by a bald bloke trying to get his nuts in.

Also on the pregnant women theme, hot curry and sex will bring on labour, blatantly put out there by the future father as a favoured last meal and bunk up before the sleepless nights kick in.

Russ of the BML 4:36 Thu Jun 8
Re: Old wives tales
Sitting too close to the TV will give you square eyes.

Sniper 4:17 Thu Jun 8
Re: Old wives tales
Women get horny when pregnant

Clearly an old wives tale designed to encourage men to agree to having babies

J.Riddle 4:14 Thu Jun 8
Re: Old wives tales
I don't know any old wives, but Confucius say, "go to bed with itchy arse, wake up with smelly finger".

jack flash 4:04 Thu Jun 8
Re: Old wives tales
Too much wanking makes you go blind

Blind people always vote Labour

Russ of the BML 3:53 Thu Jun 8
Re: Old wives tales
Lertie Button 12:47 Thu Jun 8

LOL

Russ of the BML 3:53 Thu Jun 8
Re: Old wives tales
Far Cough 11:45 Thu Jun 8

That's just common sense isn't it?

folkestone iron 2:35 Thu Jun 8
Re: Old wives tales
Stranded 12:39 Thu Jun 8

absolutely

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